Last night I dreamt that I
bumped into Hulk Hogan. In my noggin, I
excitedly thought of what I would possibly say.
"Are you Hulk Hogan?" I
thought. Yes, that is what I will
inquire. But as I unfastened my mouth
hole, before I could begin to mumble, the Hulkster looked me dead in the eyes
and bellowed "ARE YOU MICHAEL CARDINAL??" I froze, laughed, and replied
"Yes!" We embraced and shared
a deep hearty chuckle. He told me he was
a big fan of mine. "Oh pshaw!"
I gafuddled belusiously. As though we
were long last friends, a brag-worthy bond was born.
